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Limp Bizkit Jan. 28th, 2005 @ 08:22 pm
Ok, so, this has been on my mind a while. Do any of you ever notice how all things involved with Limp Bizkit are gay connotations? Take for instence the name, Limp Bizkit, a game played by a bunch of guys where they jerk off around a cookie, biscuit, or some sort of pastry, and the last one to nut has to eat it. Then we can move on to album names, first one bein Three Dolla Bills Ya'll, ever hear the expression "Queer as a Three dollar bill"? and then Significant Other, the popular term for gay ppl to use when talking about their partner. Or how about Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog flavored water? Chocolate Starfish being an asshole, and well I'm sure you can see where hotdog flavored water is going. I mean, these guys are blatently using homosexual things in relation to their band. I guess that's why Durst needs to say he fucked Brittany. So ppl don't get the wrong idea. heh


Anyways, will write more later
Current Mood: naughty
Current Music: Booty House

Ramblings of a madman Jan. 13th, 2005 @ 01:22 am
Ok, so it's officially the second day, however I haven't been to bed yet, so I guess it is still the first. But since I have nothing better to do I will write in this thing to kill a few minutes.
Ok, so today was a strange day. Someones mom came online and told me her daughter has been missing since last night and was wondering if I had seen her or heard from her. Next she proceeds to tell me that her daughter left her place of business (a strip club) with a strange guy, but that one of her friends said "He took her". Then about 20 minutes later she says something to the effect of "Jason, they just found her body" next line "I just thought I should let you know" next line "Do you want me to tell her anything? I am going to the hospital right now" next line "Ok, well I guess I will keep you informed" now a few things disturb me about this. We'll start with the not so obvious so those of you who are slot can maybe catch on. How the hell did she know my name? this is someone's mom who is contacting me on MSN, and at BEST the daughter would have told her mom my name once. My name is not in my MSN screename, nor is it in my E-Mail address. So how could she know my name? Next off, what mom in their right mind is going to take the time to tell me her daughters body dead/alive/or otherwise??? Wouldn't you just run to the hospital and tell me afterwords? Now for the last bit of craziness, anyone that hasn't figured it out yet should dub themselves extremely slow. "They found her body" "You want me to tell her anything?" ok, when you say you found someones BODY that person is no longer alive... they are dead as a fuckin doornail. You say "They found her" even if she were unconscious they say "We found her".. NOT "They found her body" that implies death, for sure. Now on to the most disturbing thing of all which you guys have not read yet, this is what happened about 5 hours later. "Hey it's me, I'm home from the Hospital" next line "Well I guess you're not around, I just thought I would let you know I am alright" and she logged off after that (I wasn't around for either bits of these conversations, I was busy watching TV Shows and movies cause thus is my life). What Hospital on the face of the planet or in all the fuckin universe is going to let a possible rape victim, who was most likely DOA or unconscious (Judging by the use of the words "They found her body" (Even unconscious is sort of giving her the benefit of the doubt)) leave after only 5 hours!? I've worked in a Hospital before, raped/battered victims can leave after tests and shit have been done, but definitely someone who was DOA or Unconscious when they got there does not go home, they stay under surveillance for a minimum of 24 hours. And what leads me to believe she was unconscious and not up the whole time (If indeed this whole crazy story did happen) is that if she were up and conscious she would have called home, and she would have had contact with her mom, or someone would have spotted her and helped her out and made the calls for her. So there is really no chance in hell that this story is true in my opinion. You guys decide, and respond accordingly... Any advice, any interjections, anything at all could be helpful.
Well that's my ramblings. I will write more after I wake up. Hopefully some of you will have read and replied by then.
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: Drum N Bass

First Day on Live Journal Jan. 12th, 2005 @ 03:16 pm
Well hello. This is going to be brief, as I just got done creating my account and most of you know how long that takes... So Needless to say I am sick of typing. Anyways, if you're wondering about the title, my life is full of truly chaotic events. I mean no joke, if I had a penny for every single time my life has been twisted up and spit out by the fates I would be a millionaire. You will probably come to realize that as well. You will also come to realize that I use improper grammar, I get then and than confused, as well as accept and except. I never boasted to be an english scholar. Well, I just want to say I hope you all enjoy the things to come and I hope you find at least a little amusement from my life.
Current Mood: drained
Current Music: 2-Step Garage

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